The Age of E-Motion?

There’s a lot of choice in the digital age of television, so much so that you can often find yourself endlessly flicking through the channels wondering: “what do I really want to watch?”

Well the clever people over at ACCeS may be the solution to this trivial problem. They’ve developed what they call an ‘e-mote’, which looks a bit like a Star Trek accessory, but it can read your mind! The idea is that you slip it across your ear and it will begin to scan your neurone activity. By doing this it can evaluate exactly what you want to watch and change the channel accordingly, even if you didn’t know it yourself!

It’s a revolutionary idea, although a certain age-old claim springs to mind. Although British television was founded upon the idea of enrichment for the masses, if men really DO think about sex every seven seconds, well…