Amusing Answers From A Brand Manager Interview

We came across these answers from a Brand Manager interview. Made us smile

Describe yourself in three words
No. Oh, alright.

How would you define marketing?
Finding a group of agencies among which to spread work given to you.

What would you be if you weren’t a brand manager?
Able to fly.

What advice would you give someone starting their marketing career today?
You’re too late.

What attracted you to your current job?
Colours and shapes.

What was your first job?
A Christmas sales assistant at Next

How did you get your first job?
The usual process required for that job. I tamed a lion.

If you weren’t you who would you be?
Zeus. Maybe Thor.

What’s your favourite bar or restaurant?
Wimpy. Any Wimpy

What’s your favourite holiday destination?
See above.

What’s your best and/or worst freebie?
Often people forget some money on tables at posh restaurants after they leave. I have that.

What can’t you live without?
Nitrogen.

If you were a brand what would you be?
Unable to fill in questionnaires.

What is your all-time favourite campaign or slogan?
De Montfort University: we let anyone in

Which advertising campaign do you wish you’d commissioned?
Ocean Finance

Who’s your dream brand ambassador?
Thor. Maybe Zeus.

Do you have any hobbies?
Lying.

Do you speak any other languages?
All of them. You?

What makes you angry?
What doesn’t?

If you could get tickets to any event what would it be?
A midget fighting a snake.

What’s your greatest ambition?
A backwards roll.

If you had three wishes, what would they be?
A troupe of midgets, singing my theme tune, wearing nothing but wellies.

When was your finest hour?
Tuesday. Massive poo.

What headline would you most like to read in Marketing?
Lorum ipsum dolor.